Cover by Kenne Gregoire
You have the biggest penis we’ve ever seen.
We have meat, but someone needs to light
We don’t like intelligent, feminist men.
We like muscly adventurers with beards,
tunics and sandals. Such a hot look.
You’re so adventurous! Talk to us about yourself.
You’d be the only man here.
Who cares about your wife?
We’re just begging for it.
We’re all virgins.
We have beer.
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